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bought on my birthday in 2024. got HyperOS 2 in 2025, which was a fine experience, aside from the lag each time the internet was turned on. in early 2026 received a HyperOS 3 update, which was extremely awful, leading to tons of lag, unusable stuff and basically bluetooth audio crapping out without the screen doing something. in february of 2026 had it's bootloader unlocked through the official method, survived many rom changes, and the last rom change before it's death was LixOS, a HyperOS mod. then it died because of... i don't even know the reason. it just decided it will hardbrick itself and the only way out is BROM - which doesn't even let me work because it has sli and shit.
technical specs
- processor: mediatek helio g99
- storage: 512gb
- ram: 12gb (+12gb swap)
- current os: none
- stock os:MIUI 13
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- bootloader:unlocked
bootloader means bootloader's current state
- released: 2024
looks
- color: black
- materials: plastic (glossy)
modules
- cameras (back): 3 (1x-10x, 0.6x-1x, macro)
- thermometer: no
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fully stock, cracked screen (never changed). main phone from June 15th 2026 to March 2026. 3 cameras on the back: one for 1x-10x, second for 0.6-1x and third for macro (i think).
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ordered using onliner.by on 27 June, delivered on 29 June and finally in my hands since 1st July. first impression was like a fever dream. it first came with Android 15. currently stock (updated). still feels like a fever dream lmao
technical specs
- processor: google tensor g4
- storage: 256gb
- ram: 16gb
- current os: Android 16 (Pixel)
- stock os:Android 15 (Pixel)
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- bootloader:locked
bootloader means bootloader's current state
- released: August 22, 2024
looks
- color: obsidian
- materials: glass (matte)
modules
- cameras (back): 3 (1x-5x, 0.5x-0.9x, 5x-30x)
- thermometer: yes (on back)
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fully stock, came to me from United States with the warranty being limited to United States. fully stock, nothing changed. main phone since July 1st 2026. it also has a thermometer. i dunno why but it's the best stock entertainment i've seen (besides ai of course). has three camera modules: one for 1x-5x, second for 0.5x-0.9x, third for 5x-30x.
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bought on a random day in 2026 from kufar for ~300-400 BYN. came with unlocked bootloader and a changed screen. the screen is terrible, but i'm planning to change it. and that's the phone that made me love google pixels. they're good :3
technical specs
- processor: google tensor g1
- storage: 256gb
- ram: 8gb
- current os: crDroid 12
- stock os:Android 16 (Pixel)
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- bootloader:unlocked + anti-rollback present
bootloader means bootloader's current state
- released: October 28, 2021
looks
- color: black
- materials: glass
modules
- cameras (back): 2 (1x-7x, 0.7x-0.9x)
- thermometer: no
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screen was changed to a more terrible one. that also made the fingerprint sensor stop working. was my main phone from April 7th 2026 to July 1st 2026.
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bought on a random day in 2026 from kufar for 150 BYN. bootloader was locked, state was perfect and it was on stock android 11 (fully updated). the battery was changed a few days later, and i then unlocked the bootloader and installed crdroid 11 (android 15) on it.
technical specs
- processor: qualcomm snapdragon 835 (MSM8998)
- storage: 128gb
- ram: 4gb
- current os: crDroid 11 + Magisk
- stock os:Android 11 (Pixel)
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- bootloader:unlocked
bootloader means bootloader's current state
- released: 2017
looks
- color: white
- materials: plastic (matte & glossy)
modules
- cameras (back): 1 (1x-7x)
- thermometer: no
more information
was my main phone from ~March 2026 to April 7th 2026. everything stock except the battery (i changed it) and the screen (not sure about this one though).
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given to me by my father on a random day to try and custom rom it to see if the mobile data would work or not. if it wouldn't or if it's impossible - i can keep it to myself, which is what happened. mobile data doesn't work, making it already unlockable with the official method, and mtkclient just doesn't unlock it. currently stock (updated)
technical specs
- processor: mediatek helio p22
- storage: 32gb
- ram: 3gb
- current os: MIUI 11.0.4.0
- stock os:MIUI 9
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- bootloader:locked
bootloader means bootloader's current state
- released: June 2018
looks
- color: black
- materials: plastic (matte)
modules
- cameras (back): 1 (1x-8x)
- thermometer: no
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the second camera appears to be fake. same appears for 1 camera in Redmi Note 8 (for example).
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bought on a random day in 2025 from kufar for 5 BYN (w/ the white one). this one had the newer firmware which lagged less and had a bit more stock apps
technical specs
- processor: cortex-a5
- storage: 4gb
- ram: 768mb
- current os: android 4.0.4
- stock os:android 4.0.4
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: september 2012
looks
- color: black
- materials: plastic
modules
- cameras (back): 1 (1x-2x)
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had newer firmare, left completely stock. specs identical with the white one (except for current os)
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bought on a random day in 2025 from kufar for 5 BYN (w/ the black one). this one had the tad bit older firmware which lagged more and had a bit less stock apps.
technical specs
- processor: cortex-a5
- storage: 4gb
- ram: 768mb
- current os: CyanogenMod 11
- stock os:android 4.0.4
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: september 2012
looks
- color: white
- materials: plastic
modules
- cameras (back): 1 (1x-2x)
more information
had older firmare, custom rommed up to android 4.4.4. specs identical with the black one (except for current os)
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given on a random day as a laptop for experiments. made appearances in several videos (which are currently hidden), and it's currently dead because the CMOS has died, and i can't find a replacement.
technical specs
- cpu: intel celeron m440 (x86 only)
- gpu: ati radeon xpress 1250
- storage: 80gb (hdd)
- ram: 2gb
- current os: Windows XP
- stock os:Windows Vista Home Basic
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release. this device, though, is an exception. here is named the os that's believed to be the initial one
- released: ~2007
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given as a christmas gift, survived many years and many OSes including Android-x86, and also had a huge multiboot containing Windows 11, Windows 10, Windows 8.1, Windows 7 and Ubuntu. disasembled in late 2025, never assembled back and it's guts are being preserved. that includes the motherboard, screen, battery, fan, ram, wifi card, and some other stuff.
technical specs
- cpu: intel pentium N4200 (x64)
- gpu: amd radeon r5 m430 (2gb)
- storage: 1tb (ssd)
- ram: 4gb
- current os: none
- stock os:Windows 10
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: 2016
looks
- color: black
- size: 15.6 inches (39.62 cm)
history
it's mine but also technically not. (almost) daily driver i use when i'm not with the stationary pc. currently using Arch Linux, dualbooted with Windows 11. Windows was reinstalled once.
technical specs
- cpu: amd ryzen 7 6800hs creator edition
- gpu: amd radeon 680m (integrated; 2gb)
- storage: 512gb (nvme)
- ram: 16gb
- current os: Arch Linux & Windows 11
- stock os:Windows 11
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: 2023
looks
- color: white
- size: 14 inches (35.56 cm)
history
given to me by my dad somewhere in the start of the summer to just do anything with it
and because i got bored and my drives are all (almost) cluttered, it's now on Windows Server and running a folder share
technical specs
- cpu: intel core i3 350m
- gpu: amd phenon II or smth (half-dead)
- storage: 300gb (hdd)
- ram: 4gb
- current os: Windows Server 2022 Datacenter
- stock os:Windows 7
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: ~2010
looks
- color: white
history
my childhood laptop given to me on a random day. came to me with windows 7 (by ovgorskiy of course) installed, os was never changed since then. well, i was trying to, but the charger died. and, since it was given to me without a battery, it's currently dead because it's charger died. i still remember playing san andreas on it ngl
technical specs
- cpu: intel pentium (don't remember the exact)
- gpu: integrated
- storage: ?gb (hdd)
- ram: 2gb
- current os: Windows 7
- stock os:Windows Vista Home Premium
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release. this device, though, is an exception. here is named the os that's believed to be the initial one
- released: early 2008
looks
- color: white
- size: unknown (yet)
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gifted to my mother from my grandmother. sadly, since it wasn't useful to her (and still isn't because of the hard drive) it was given to me. it's fine except for the fact that the hard drive is the cause for random bsods. at least it's in perfect condition and has a working battery. also didn't wanna boot any Linux distributions until Arch for some unexplainable reason (now it boots any Linux distributions)
technical specs
- cpu: intel core i3-5005u
- gpu: integrated
- storage: 500gb (ssd)
- ram: 4gb
- current os: ChromeOS Flex
- stock os:Windows 10
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: 2017
looks
- color: black
- size: 15.6 inches (39.63cm)
history
at first father built it for himself, but then he didn't need it and started selling it, but suddenly it has been given to me by my father (huge thanks to him:33)
technical specs
- cpu: intel core i5 (i don't remember the exact model)
- gpu: amd radeon rx 570 (4gb)
- storage: 128gb + 256gb (hdd) + 1tb (ssd)
- ram: 16gb
- current os: Arch Linux & Windows 11
looks
- color: black
- size: big and i'm too lazy to measure
history
a touchscreen laptop that was given to my mother, then, since she didn't need it given to my sister, and, since my sister didn't need it either, it was given to me and is currently in my hands. somewhere in June/July 2026 it got the name "Селеронистость" ("Celeronistost'") from me because of the fact that the celeron is all it relies on
technical specs
- cpu: intel celeron n2940
- gpu: integrated
- storage: 128gb (ssd)
- ram: 4gb
- current os: Arch Linux
- stock os:Windows 10
stock os means the os i received the device with, not the os that was on it's release
- released: ~2015
looks
- color: black
- size: unknown (yet)
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